Sunday, January 22, 2017

A Gentleman's Love!

Hey girl,

I don't see you, i just imagine you,

I don't feel you , may be i like you,

May be i like you, may be i like you.


I am not sure who you are,

Neither i know how you are,

But i know; you know me, you understand me,

You can hold me, you can read me.


Oh Lord,

Its not about what the world thinks of love

Its not about beauty and amorousness

I like this permutation (of qualities) of your creations,

I love this delicate strength.


Hey girl

I dont see you, i dont feel you,

But can see you? can i feel you?

Will you my woman?

Will you celebrate my life with me?

Can i celebrate your life with you?

May be i like you, may be i like you


Eggs!!!


Hi...just got up.....its unusual, shocking you know for me to get up at 5:15 AM!..A lot of times I have gone to bed at this time.

So somewhere the purpose of this post is to archieve this rare occurrence :P.

And hey it doesn't end here. I am going to tell you about a question that has daunted me and bugged my friends for years.

It all started in Class 9, I don't know how but well I don't also know why I got up this early today. It goes like this.

I had many non-vegetarian friends who kept talking about their food likes and dislikes in front of me. They were of no concern to me since I am a vegetarian. Maybe I used to get bored also. Maybe this was the solution I found out :P.

With some honesty in actually wanting to know the answer of this wonderful question and with a lot of fun fore casted, I used to ask, " If non-vegetarians can eat hen's eggs why can't they eat pigeon's eggs?" :P

After hearing this, almost everyone used to get shocked......dunno at the craziness of the question or you know like so many times we understand the whole chapter etc. but cannot answer a basic question.

So to get them out of this shock i use to ask, "Like if I give you an omelet made of pigeon's eggs will you eat it? :P". Then further, "What is so special about hen's eggs that you all eat only them?". :))

And after much- a- do, like to bug them till they answer, these are the interesting answers I got.

Aakansha:

She is the one jisko sabse zyada bug kiya tha :P...you know its so difficult to make people actually think . After a lot of unacceptable answers and debate.........ki Chinese toh cockroach bhi khate hai fir pigeon toh bahut achha hai.....haha...this was the last answer she must have given:

"Kha sakte hai....aisa kuch nahi hai......tribal log toh khate bhi honge...."

Ronsilla:

She started reacting and answering when she started getting irritated.........

" Waise toh tu vegetarian hai toh mein tujhe ye tree ke patte todh ke deti hu.........tu khayegi kya?"

Binal: arre hum log tree ke fruits aur vegetables kahte hai...usse tree ke growth ko kuch pharak nahi padta.

Ronsilla: Cabbage leaf hee hai okay!

Sanna had made some arguments like Pigeons seasonal hote hai....unke eggs ka nutritional value achha nahi hoga....but then all this had become too humorous to sit and argue seriously :P.

Then this I asked to Parnika also in college days. Funny as she always was.....here is the anecdote.

Me: You are non-veg?

Parnika: No, but I eat eggs.

Me: (Hey!!!) Okay, Whose hen's eggs na?

Parnika:(irritated) No, whale's eggs. :P

Me: (Holding the sarcasm): Ahhh....Hen's eggs only na?

Parnika: Yes....

Me: So I wanted to ask you..."If people can eat..........?"

Parnika: (kinda moved):....

She tried to battle with the question....but me the experienced player bugged her to another funny comment.

"Maybe because hens don't shit on me when I sit under a tree."

So with people getting on me like this, I stopped using this formula for bugging people :P